i had this dream, a couple weeks ago. i was having some difficulty, with life in general, because i had lost all my clothes and wasn’t in a position to get them back. not in a sexual way, mostly it seems i wasn’t allowed back into my house. so in a time of need, especially such as this, i called my best friend. the best friend that will understand when the world doesn’t accept nudity, even though you want to enforce it at any and all given times, and the repercussions of this great misconception. this friend is natalie. well natalie, being natalie in my dream, instead of coming with an outfit or some sort of trash bag for me to cover my back side with- no, natalie shows up with a pair of sexy underwear and says ‘I brought you these because they were only 15 cents!” and that’s what i’m making myself socially prudent with.
well, today, natalie brought me a pair of underwear, and said, “look what I got you! They cost only 15 cents!” and now i say, my friends are geniuses and i love them.
there. cheesiness over.