The Things I Do

i had this dream, a couple weeks ago. i was having some difficulty, with life in general, because i had lost all my clothes and wasn’t in a position to get them back. not in a sexual way, mostly it seems i wasn’t allowed back into my house. so in a time of need, especially such as this, i called my best friend. the best friend that will understand when the world doesn’t accept nudity, even though you want to enforce it at any and all given times, and the repercussions of this great misconception. this friend is natalie. well natalie, being natalie in my dream, instead of coming with an outfit or some sort of trash bag for me to cover my back side with- no, natalie shows up with a pair of sexy underwear and says ‘I brought you these because they were only 15 cents!” and that’s what i’m making myself socially prudent with. 

well, today, natalie brought me a pair of underwear, and said, “look what I got you! They cost only 15 cents!” and now i say, my friends are geniuses and i love them. 

there. cheesiness over.

floored.

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i just burped so loudly i said, “woah…” afterward. 

FREE AT LAST. 

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also, i’m not trying to grow up. 

my goal in life is to have experiences, to accomplish things, to make people smile, to make someone’s life better, to learn something, maybe have some money, to climb mountains. to go to the moon, to be happy alone, because i’m thoroughly positive no one will ever want to stay with me my whole life. 

i’m not trying to get old, or even seem old, or mature. i am perfectly comfortable with being a well-educated child my whole life.   

tired of being potential energy, want to be kinetic energy. 

all the time i figure out what it is i am good at, i figure out what it is that i do and do not like, i figure out what i care about, what makes me passionate, and realize in turn, what matters little to me. 

i just want to make you laugh, and i’m too reflective and stuck to do that. the only way i make you laugh is if i go be stupid. 

stupid being carefree, a god damn hippie, etc. 

i think i almost spawned an acid underwear party last night without really trying and i’m really sad i didn’t. 

instead i just impressed a group of people by signing someone’s guitar. and read fox in socks out loud. 

who runs out of a room after reading a group of young fools a dr.suess book and signs a guitar with their number so they can find me later? me i guess. i miss being little wild child

today, someone told me that they want to meet me when i’m 40, because i’ll have a lot of great stories to tell. 

i met that person today, at a park, and they brought me home to their commune-like house for dinner, as “the girl we found at the park”. we slacklined together. thank god ryan is more outgoing than i. 

i met yet another soul twin today. well, i discovered another. 

i met two other olivias, in separate places, on separate adventures. 

oh life, i forgot you excite me. 

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Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

• 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
• 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
• 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
• 1-2 Razors

1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
3. Shave your legs.
4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE. 

FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE

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